Monthly Archives: February 2009

Romance

We almost never do anything for Valentine’s Day. I almost always end up disappointed because I like to set my expectations high and assume that history is no way to accurately predict future results. Sure, he’s never bought flowers, but … Continue reading

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A fate worse than spandex. A photo essay.

I have discovered something worse than shopping for jeans. No. Wait. I have discovered something worse than shopping for swimsuits. Last night, I spent roughly 4 hours cleaning out my closet. Oh, yes. That is worse than getting in miniature … Continue reading

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The thong butt story I keep forgetting to tell you

There are two things you need to know to understand what I’m about to tell you: 1) Once in a while, I wear a thong. As in that underwear that is mostly loin cloth in the front and string up … Continue reading

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The Fear Of Rejection in 1200 words or less

Let me tell you now that some of you will hate this post. I’m not entirely comfortable with that right now, but I’m going write it anyway because… well, it’s what I do. I’m using that disclaimer, in part, to … Continue reading

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This post is all about my new bedroom furniture

I think that the best thing to do when you write a post that draws a lot of intelligent discussion about important things like spanking and child rearing is to follow that up with a post that really lets you … Continue reading

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Why don’t we spank our kids anymore?

I received a request from another blogger to do a post here. Specifically, they wanted to know what *you* – meaning you, dear reader – had to say about a certain topic. Personally, I think that says quite a bit … Continue reading

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Someone is after mah man! **UPDATED**

Dear Wii Fit, I did not take it personally when you said I was slightly overweight. I admit, I was impressed that you could weigh me so accurately. I did not get mad when you stopped mid push up to … Continue reading

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The Whine

My mom says it’s just a phase. My jaw muscles say it feels like this phase has gone on forever. My back teeth are being worn into nubs from the constant attempts to not. lose. my shit. I’m pretty sure … Continue reading

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Please do not punch a baby.

I decided recently that if I don’t have anything blog worthy, I’m just not going to blog*. You don’t need an explanation from me or an apology post. No guest bloggers need to fill the gaping hole that is surely … Continue reading

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