Monthly Archives: June 2008

sick

The phone rings this morning. It’s my mom. “You’re sick, aren’t you?” “ugharhagh… yeah… i was.. i… arhgaga” “I knew it! When you didn’t post today, I knew you were sick!” “Heh. Yeah. Happy Birthday, Mom.” Because I know that … Continue reading

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The Next Person To Shutdown Their Blog Gets Slapped. Seriously.

I had a completely different post planned today. One not at all related to blogging. One that would make at least one pushy ass bitch proud. And then? Someone crushed The Poppy. Let me tell you a little about my … Continue reading

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Vibrat0rs: What I Was Afraid Of

This pains me to admit here, because my mother reads my blog. But.. well… it has to be said. I have A Drawer. You know what I mean. The Drawer (or possibly The Box) that is somewhere in your bedroom … Continue reading

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The Father Son Dynamic – Is that why he pushes?

I cannot figure out the relationship between my husband and my son. Our son. I wonder if that’s part of the problem. Jared’s interaction with Devin (and Devin’s with Jared) is startlingly different than my own. Startlingly is my word, … Continue reading

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At least they didn’t call him a Fag

Just when you think you have nothing to blog about… Your 8-year-old son overhears you (OK, hears you because you were in the car rocking out with him in the backseat) singing that “I kissed a girl and I liked … Continue reading

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Not blogging about not blogging

I absolute loathe reading posts where people have to explain why they aren’t blogging. Besides, I can’t really tell you WHY, I haven’t been feeling it for the last few days. But I can tell you that I spent three … Continue reading

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Friends Who Don’t Think Your Toilets Stink

The only thing better than having a friend from home come to visit…   Is having a friend that you don’t have to clean your house for. And seriously. I so totally didn’t. She appreciates the pee puddles in the … Continue reading

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So This Is What They Mean By The Big Bad Internet

I keep writing and deleting and rewriting this post. And smoking. And explaining to my boss that it is not unproductive to smoke 3 times in one hour. And then rewriting and deleting it again. The fact that you’re reading … Continue reading

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Reason #346 Why I Would Make An Awesome Reality TV Star:

I pee with the door open. It doesn’t matter where I am. If I am in mid-conversation and I have to go, I feel like it’s rude to shut the door and stop talking to you. So I just go, … Continue reading

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Is This What U2 Meant By “Stuck In A Moment”?

As most of you know, I am currently being medicated for Depression. For those of you who don’t, you can read all about my steamy hot love affair with Depression here. For the most part, I can tell you that … Continue reading

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