Things I’ve Left Unsaid

Before we get into today’s post, some quick housekeeping.

The first WORLD’S WORST CONTEST! is officially closed. Thank you all for playing, and congratulations to Summer for this winning comment:

Ok, I’m entering your contest but I don’t have anything I can use itunes for, I’m not very awesome so you’d be hard pressed to come up with a video or post about me and I have my own boobies I can see whenever I want, which is never so that leaves the Amazon certificate.Thank goodness I don’t have to be funny to win.

Summer, shoot me an email at britt at miss-britt dot com so you can claim your prize!

And a last minute second place prize goes to Janelle, who requested a video post.

(Holy shit. I just watched Janelle’s video and… um… let’s just say that a lot of people who requested a different prize… well… er… *blush*)

And speaking of winning?


And finally, today’s post…

Considering I’ve been accused of having “no filter”… it’s amazing how many things I’ve left unsaid:

  1. I wish that it had been harder for you to get over me. After all these years, that’s what hurts the most.
  2. I made all the effort in our friendship. As soon as I stopped having the time to do that, our friendship fell apart. But I’m not angry at you about it, because I’m too busy missing how close we were.
  3. I don’t want to be with you. But it is going to kill me when you fall in love with someone else.
  4. I would be relieved if you died, because you couldn’t hurt anyone else ever again.
  5. It makes me uncomfortable when you compliment me. I don’t have anything near as nice to say in response.
  6. I live in constant fear that you’ll expose my secrets.
  7. I don’t like your child. I want to, really badly, because of how much you mean to me. But I can’t. I wish I could tell you that you’re raising a mean little shit that most people can’t stand to be around.
  8. You’re not stupid. Sometimes I let you think that, but it’s not true.
  9. Despite what I tell you on the phone, I don’t miss you near as much as I thought I would.
  10. My problem with your spouse is that you deserve better.

Thanks to Shelli and Avitable for the inspiration.

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