And yet, I don’t FEEL like a dirty whore

You know, I like to think that I’m pretty self aware.  I mean, for the most part, I know myself well – the good, the bad, the mouthy and the crude.

I know that I am funny.  And that I am also a judgemental bitch.  I understand that while I tend to enjoy other’s shortcomings because it provides me with endless material – that’s probably something I need to work on.

I am not a compassionate person.  I can be, however, extremely empathetic.  Sympathy, on the other hand, is practically a foreign concept to me.

I think it’s pretty cool that I know the difference between compassion, empathy and sympathy.

I know that I can come off a little abrasive.  And bold.  And flippant.  And sometimes even intimidating.

But I’ve never considered myself a whore (that was a phase – that’s different).  Or truly vulgar.  Or obscene (I mean really obscene, shuddup).

And yet…

  • PayPerPost denied my blog as “excessively profane” (I didn’t want to sell my space anyway, bastards.  It was just a test and YOU failed!)
  • Someone thought that she and I were the same person.  Which isn’t so bad, except they thought that my blog was some kind of secret “alter ego” blog.  I’m a freaking alter ego!!!!
  • And finally… I got an email yesterday that said that someone was having problems reading my blog at work.  Apparently, their office blocked my site as a “sex site”.

Yeah.  Great.  So I guess Amy is secretly wishing she was a sailor swearing lil’ whore.

I am all about re-examining myself.  And maybe I do need to work on swearing less.  But damn.  I mean, most of you seem like pretty normal people (obviously I’m not talking about you, Avi).  I’ve read almost ALL of your blogs and I can’t imagine why in the hell you all come back here if I’m that bad.

Of course, even good people watch bad porn.

*GASP* OMG!!!

I’m like porn to you people, aren’t I?  AREN’T I?!?!

Oh my God.  Seriously.  I feel so….. dirty.  And… bad.  And, profane.  And… hey! hey!

Stop looking at me like that.

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