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My Marriage Counselor Is Going To Have To Pay That Hooker He Stiffs.

We pulled into the parking lot for our counseling appointment last week and I noted that our counselor’s car wasn’t there yet. “Ohhh, shit,” Jared and I realized in unison that we had scheduled the appointment for a half an … Continue reading

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Dinner With The Past. Oh, and old sex dreams (<— sensationalist titles, oh my!)

“Hey, Smiley,” he said as he folded his 6 foot plus frame into the front seat of my two door convertible. Smiley, he said.  And I did.  And in the same instant I forgot about how I had just spent … Continue reading

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Why you should probably not invite me to your Passion Party

I am an unfortunate mixture of naivete, judgment and insatiable curiosity. Never was this more apparent than when a girlfriend invited me to a “Passion Party” this weekend. What, you may be wondering, is a Passion Party? It’s kind of … Continue reading

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The Intimacy Kit – Can You Do Better?

Everything You Need For Intimacy? One of the benefits of an overpriced hotel room on Park Avenue is a well stocked mini bar.  While Holiday Inn would stop at $5 water bottles and $3 bags of peanut, the 70 Park … Continue reading

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I believe they call this “Wedded Bliss”

I came home yesterday to a pleasant surprise. My husband was actually home before I was. As I’ve mentioned here before, I spend a lot of nights in the house alone (or with alone with 2 kids) and Jared’s work … Continue reading

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Is This What They Mean By “Rediscovering Your Marriage”?

The moment I got the all clear Saturday morning that the kids were doing just fine on their summer vacation, everything changed. The guilt and anxiety that had been hanging around me all week lifted, and I found myself surrounded … Continue reading

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How NOT To Communicate With Your Partner In The Bedroom…

“What the hell was THAT? “ I’m just sayin’.

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It’s Hard Out Here For A Prude.*

*OR: The post that makes my step mom wish she hadn’t given this blog URL to everyone in my dad’s office. Heh. (Hi, Tina! Sorry, Dad!) You people are a bunch of freaks. Seriously. Sometimes I swear I am the … Continue reading

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Everything I needed to know about sex I learned at the bowling alley.

This conversation may or may not have recently been overheard in a bowling alley somewhere in Central Florida… Husband (channeling Beavis): Heh. Look at your score. Heh. Wife: Yes, I know. You’re beating me. Again. Husband: Heh. Heh. No. Look. … Continue reading

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The Rest Of The Centerfold Story

When we last left off I was hiding out on the patio, pretending to listen to Adam on the phone while my mind spun with how I was going to explain to my husband the scene he’d just walked in … Continue reading

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