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I’m one of those annoying people who quotes movies. Constantly.

I dated a guy in college who was obsessed with movie quotes. He’d send me random text messages with lines from Jim Carrey movies and wait for me to guess the name of the movie.  He’d giggle if I got … Continue reading

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He’s a cat. Flushing a toilet.

I’m on my way home from Miami, so you get this: Rest assured, I did not leave my children home alone while I was out of town.

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12 Reasons I Should Pose Nude

A few days ago I learned that I had been nominated as a contender for Hottest Blogger Calendar. I rolled my eyes and tossed my hair and made several indignant noises that resembled dainty snorts. Me? A Centerfold? Well… clearly. … Continue reading

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Did I Ever Tell You About The Time Jared Peed All Over?

No? Well. Lucky for you then that BUG-EYED BLOG: Pissers and Shitters.”B.E. Earl linked to his own pee pee story yesterday in the comments. (Quick aside: My dear, sweet editors at that very wholesome site that I somehow wormed my … Continue reading

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Is This What They Mean By “Rediscovering Your Marriage”?

The moment I got the all clear Saturday morning that the kids were doing just fine on their summer vacation, everything changed. The guilt and anxiety that had been hanging around me all week lifted, and I found myself surrounded … Continue reading

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How NOT To Communicate With Your Partner In The Bedroom…

“What the hell was THAT? “ I’m just sayin’.

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Reason #346 Why I Would Make An Awesome Reality TV Star:

I pee with the door open. It doesn’t matter where I am. If I am in mid-conversation and I have to go, I feel like it’s rude to shut the door and stop talking to you. So I just go, … Continue reading

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In Which I Owe Grandmas Everywhere An Apology

Yesterday, I showed you some of the lessons that my week in Parkersburg taught me. There is one more valuable lesson that I haven’t yet discussed. It’s just been… well, painful, honestly, to think about. And it really needed it’s … Continue reading

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Everything I needed to know about sex I learned at the bowling alley.

This conversation may or may not have recently been overheard in a bowling alley somewhere in Central Florida… Husband (channeling Beavis): Heh. Look at your score. Heh. Wife: Yes, I know. You’re beating me. Again. Husband: Heh. Heh. No. Look. … Continue reading

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Fighting Cancer With Fart Jokes

As most of you know by now, one of our own is facing the battle of for her life. Again. For those of you who don’t, allow me to quickly summarize: Lisa of Clusterfook.com finds herself battling cancer for the … Continue reading

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