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Planning a Child’s Birthday Party – Assvice Wanted

Hello, Internet. You know how, sometimes, you come out of the woodwork with your words of wisdom and your well meaning suggestions for how I should fix this and handle that and basically live my life so much better than … Continue reading

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This Is What Burn Out Looks Like, Motherfuckers

Dear Dumb Ass, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’ve been running my ass off for the last several weeks. I’ve driven hundreds of fucking miles. I’ve circled the airport terminal more times than I care to count. I’ve … Continue reading

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Echoing Shelli’s Sentiments

As the beautiful Suburban Kamikaze reminds us, plastic bins are the key to a well organized life. I have bins for shoes. Bins for pictures. Bins for receipts. Bins for clothes that each child has outgrown long before I’d hoped … Continue reading

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