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The Guest Post Challenge

I’m sure this will surprise you to know, but I am totally making this up as I go along. Because I’m awesomely organized like that. I also use words like awesomely. You will understand the irony of that in about … Continue reading

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A 5 Day Hiatus

I have completely overestimated my ability to multi-task this month. As a result, I’ve had to send that exact sentence out in at least a dozen emails over the last few days. Sometimes I can juggle fifty projects, priorities and … Continue reading

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4 Questions To Redesign My Blog

I hate my blog. At least, I hate the look of it. I loved it 6 months or so ago when I finished it, but now I am absolutely obsessed with redesigning it. Something not so… dark. And image heavy, … Continue reading

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What’s this stumble crap and why do you keep asking me to love you?

If you read blogs, you’ve seen the little icon before. If you use a feed reader, you’ve probably seen the words “Stumble It!” at the bottom of your favorite feeds. And on every single one of my posts, I ask … Continue reading

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Nicotine Killed the Blogger

Or rather, the lack of nicotine seems to be killing the blogger. Specifically, this blogger. It’s been 19 days since my last cigarette and roughly at least that long since I’ve sat down to write. Really… write. My routine before … Continue reading

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Why Do I Blog About My Marriage?

While talking about your child’s poop has become acceptable and expected practice online, discussing the personal details of your marriage still seems to be considered rather “radical”. Especially when you’re not anonymous. From the moment I hit publish on a … Continue reading

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It’s probably like the most awesome blogging tool ever

By the time you are done with this post, you will want to shower me with gifts to show your appreciation for the awesomeness that I am about to bestow on you. Seriously. And I happily encourage you to go … Continue reading

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Would you like to be me for a day?

I’ve started and stopped four separate posts in an effort to produce something here. And still… nothing. Well, not nothing. Nothing suggests that I am not living. Or laughing. Or pondering the great questions of the world. To announce I … Continue reading

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On Toilet Paper And Violating My Family’s Privacy Online

My husband has a thing about butt squeezing. Squeezing my butt in particular. He tried to explain this fascination to me a few nights ago. Him: I just… it’s squeezable! Ya know? Me: Yeah, I get it. It’s squishy. Him: … Continue reading

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Fill The Big Gaping Void (that is NOT my vagina)

If I died today, I fear the words “fat vagina” would be inscribed on my tombstone. Either that or “lost tampon”. Possibly “bitchy wife”, but something having to do with the crotch seems most likely to win out. At least … Continue reading

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