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Only A Bunch Of Douches Would Call Themselves “The Orlando Mafia”.

We call ourselves The Orlando Mafia. And every time we do, one of us invariably rolls rolls our eyes and laughs, “man we are douches.”  And then another one of us laughs too and agrees, “I know!  I can’t imagine … Continue reading

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An Open Letter* To @Avitable On His Birthday

The first appearance of Abrittable Dear Adam, According to Flickr, this picture was taken on April 17, 2007.  It’s the very first picture we took of the two of us the weekend I flew down to Florida to see if … Continue reading

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Oops. I Forgot To Give This Post A Title. Because It Is That Damn Good.

The kids left Friday morning. By Friday night, Jared and I were ready to walk on the wild side. We headed out for a romantic dinner at the local sports bar.  Because nothing says romance and wild and crazy like … Continue reading

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A Shmairy Tale

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a girl named Shmritt. Shmritt was best friends with a boy named Shmadam, and they did everything together.  Shmritt and Shmadam had other friends – lots of friends, … Continue reading

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Strange and Unusual Tests: A Photo Essay

“Your test results were a little… unusual.” Awesome.  Because that’s exactly the first thing you want to hear your doctor say when he walks into the room. “Unusual?” “Yes, well, there’s some things that are… strange.” Strange and unusual.  Again … Continue reading

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What’s in a name?

I had breakfast Sunday morning with Hilly, Adam, Adam’s wife Amy, Faiqa and Shari.  (I wonder what it’s like to have friend who don’t require links when you mention them…) Faiqa is pregnant, so damn near every time I see … Continue reading

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Do You Wanna Hear Me Kick Adam’s Ass?

I know. I know. You’re tired of the radio shows. It’s been done and redone and over done and done. I get it. But I just can’t ignore my “anything you can do, I can do better” instinct any longer. … Continue reading

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