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A Tragedy Worse Than The Hair Hate Crime Of 2007.

My relationship with my salon and hair stylist is sacred. You see, I love my hair. I have naturally blond curly hair, and it is, as far as I’m concerned, my saving grace.  I may be short and 20 lbs … Continue reading

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Miss Britt And Emma Play Hookie: A Photo Essay

I received an email recently from Lauren Hoyt-Williams, PR Big Shot for SeaWorld, Busch Gardens and Discovery Cove.  It went something like this: “So, um, I just wanted to follow up and see if you might actually be interested in … Continue reading

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Only A Bunch Of Douches Would Call Themselves “The Orlando Mafia”.

We call ourselves The Orlando Mafia. And every time we do, one of us invariably rolls rolls our eyes and laughs, “man we are douches.”  And then another one of us laughs too and agrees, “I know!  I can’t imagine … Continue reading

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The People, or at least @DarlaF, basically demanded it.

I used to update my blog regularly so that my mom wouldn’t freak out over whether I was dead or depressed or something. But now she just calls me most of the time if she’s worried about me and she’s … Continue reading

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Twitter Has Been Robbing You People. Seriously.

Before Twitter, blogs used to be where the exhibitionists among us shared the daily events of our lives with a world of strangers on the Internet. Sure, we wrote beautiful prose about our startling insights and observations of human behavior.  … Continue reading

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An Open Letter* To @Avitable On His Birthday

The first appearance of Abrittable Dear Adam, According to Flickr, this picture was taken on April 17, 2007.  It’s the very first picture we took of the two of us the weekend I flew down to Florida to see if … Continue reading

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Someone is trying to kill me. And WTF?!!? A Photo Essay.

Someone is trying to kill me. Possibly a Keebler Elf. I woke up this morning two hours late and stumbled into my kitchen for coffee and microwaved eggs.  I stood at the counter between my refigerator and my stove, waiting … Continue reading

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The Sushi Experiment: A Photo Essay

Last night, Jared and I decided to take advantage of the fact that we still do not have any children at home to distract us from having to talk to one another and go out for dinner together. I suggested … Continue reading

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A Letter To Your Son

Dear Baby Boy, I already know the name that your parents are going to call you.  I’m saying it in my head now as I think of you.  I’m hearing the way your mother says it, and wondering if I … Continue reading

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How Miss Britt Dyes Her Hair Pink. A Photo Essay.

The best time to make a drastic change to your appearance is right before you go and meet 1400 or so strangers for the first time. Clearly. Which is why I thought it was an awesome idea to lure Hilly … Continue reading

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