Monthly Archives: November 2009

I have no idea why she’s friends with me.

We met for the first time in the hallway of a Philadelphia hotel room.  I had just convinced all of her friends to ditch her at the airport and make her get a cab to the hotel.  I was sure … Continue reading

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My Marriage Counselor Is Going To Have To Pay That Hooker He Stiffs.

We pulled into the parking lot for our counseling appointment last week and I noted that our counselor’s car wasn’t there yet. “Ohhh, shit,” Jared and I realized in unison that we had scheduled the appointment for a half an … Continue reading

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The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t

Two weeks ago, I dragged two three children to the grocery store for our weekly shopping trip. After they had endured more time than anyone should ever have to endure in a Wal-Mart, I took them to the nearby party … Continue reading

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