Monthly Archives: May 2009

Um, yes, so, uh, this is how I’m doing.

I feel a little narcissistic telling you how I’m doing. As if I think that you’re all sitting around wondering “how is she doing today?” But it doesn’t seem fair to detail the falling apart without at least commenting on … Continue reading

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Knock, Knock

Her: Knock, knock Me: Who’s there? Her: uh… TREE! Me: Tree who? Her: I’M A TREE WEARING A HAT!! And she laughs that one laugh she does when she is being weird.  It’s the four year old girl version of … Continue reading

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Why you should not use the yellow pages to find a doctor

I just got back from the doctor’s office and I’m furious. Actually, that’s a good thing.  It’s good that I’m motivated enough to be angry and I am not shaking and sobbing in a pile of frazzled goo.  It’s good … Continue reading

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2400 words on where I’ve been. Again.

Irony is spending twenty minutes trying to explain how you haven’t posted in days because you lost your damn mind and having your daughter delete the entire damn post on accident. Son of a bitch. Let me try this again. … Continue reading

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