Monthly Archives: March 2009

Dear Jared, shouldn’t you be getting fat now?

Everyone knows your body changes as you age. As women, our boobs inevitably start to sag.  Our hips spread with childbirth.  Our asses – hell, I’m not even sure what’s going on back there anymore. But it aint pretty, that … Continue reading

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I wonder why you don’t hate me.

It started happening when I was in highschool. I’d be hanging out with my friends on the gym floor, our books and papers scattered around us on the half court line of the basketball floor, our teenage limbs sprawled across … Continue reading

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LeapFrog Tag Reading System Giveaway. What?! Why?!

If you’re a parent or you’re new here and came for the giveaway, go ahead and scroll down. My regular readers and I need a moment… I really dragged my feet on doing this. It’s been less than a week … Continue reading

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Dolphin Bubbles at SeaWorld – cool or sad?

I’m not usually a zoo person. In fact, if it wasn’t for the kids I would never set foot in a zoo again. I’ve talked about this before but the short version is: my mother ruined zoos for me. Zoos … Continue reading

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The only thing good about today not being Friday…

…is the fact that I still have one more day to clean up this house and get some food before I have to host a potluck/game night I agreed to months ago. I’m thinking I’m going to just throw everything … Continue reading

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On Choosing and Being Chosen

I got knocked up about two months after my 19th birthday. A year later, 9 years ago today, I was married. When you find yourself pregnant, a mother, and a wife – in that order – you give up on … Continue reading

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This digital mom is giving away sex toys. So there.

If you’re looking for something for free, scroll to the bottom of this post. Lazy bastards. I mentioned last week that I decided to launch a review site about the things women buy and the things women want to buy. … Continue reading

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Wordless Weekend

               

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My anniversary gift to Miss Britt

My anniversary isn’t until Wednesday, March 11th. But Jared has this weekend off and so we’re celebrating a few days early and going to St. Pete for a couple days at the beach. Alone. Together. (Thank you Adam for watching … Continue reading

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How many times should a girl have to say she is not porn?

You know, you use the word vagina a few times and suddenly everyone thinks you’re a porn site. Seriously. First, it was Panera bread. If you try to access this site using the free wi-fi provided at any Panera location, … Continue reading

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