I’m sure this will surprise you to know, but I am totally making this up as I go along. Because I’m awesomely organized like that.
I also use words like awesomely.
You will understand the irony of that in about 2 seconds. Maybe. Unless you don’t get irony, in which case, I can’t help you.
ANYway – WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE A GUEST POST FOR THEM?
Wait. There’s more to that. This is a fabulous idea. I know because I got it at about 3 am this morning. How can you go wrong with an idea that came to you at 3 am in the morning?
I’ve been doing a bit of writing around the Internet. It’s all part of my master plan to have a book person approach me and pay me to write a book before I have actually written anything, and then I will spend my days sipping Frappies at the coffee shop while I work on my next Project up until my next Project becomes a big hit and Oprah invites me to come talk to her and then decides I am way better than Gail or Stedmond and makes me her new BFF and –
– wait, where was I going with this?
Right. Guest posts. Because I am an awesome writer. Clearly.
Specifically, I’m looking to practice writing on topics that other people pick. The beauty of a personal blog is that you can write whatever you want, whenever you want. It’s indulgent like that. But I’d like to push myself a little beyond that – or at least try.
HERE IS THE PART WHERE YOU CAN START READING BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY MAY BE OF INTEREST TO YOU.
Would you be interested in having me write a guest post for you?
If so, please leave a comment and YOU CHOOSE THE TOPIC! Do you want a question answered? A specific story told? A big broad topic like “oh, I dunno, write something about Florida” discussed because you hate me?
Leave your topic of choice in the comments and we’ll coordinate by email.
My goal is to write every post requested – not all in a day, mind you – regardless of how many.
This will be much less impressive if no one asks for a guest post. But still.
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT ME TO GUEST POST ON YOUR BLOG?
Because the holidays are coming up and you could use a day off?
Because I use words like awesomely?
Because, look, I’m not really sure and I haven’t hit publish yet and am already kind of regretting putting this out there like I’m all HELLO! I WILL GRACE YOUR BLOG WITH MY AWESOMENESS!
But it would really be a big help to me.
And isn’t that what blogging is all about?
EDITED TO CLARIFY:
Everyone who asks gets a guest post on the topic they choose. The only thing you can’t request is a certain date – because I have no clue how this is going to work. So, leave your comment and I’ll email you details on when, questions, etc. But yes, that topic is great.