The Guest Post Challenge

I’m sure this will surprise you to know, but I am totally making this up as I go along. Because I’m awesomely organized like that.

I also use words like awesomely.

You will understand the irony of that in about 2 seconds. Maybe. Unless you don’t get irony, in which case, I can’t help you.

ANYway – WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE A GUEST POST FOR THEM?

Wait. There’s more to that. This is a fabulous idea. I know because I got it at about 3 am this morning. How can you go wrong with an idea that came to you at 3 am in the morning?

I’ve been doing a bit of writing around the Internet. It’s all part of my master plan to have a book person approach me and pay me to write a book before I have actually written anything, and then I will spend my days sipping Frappies at the coffee shop while I work on my next Project up until my next Project becomes a big hit and Oprah invites me to come talk to her and then decides I am way better than Gail or Stedmond and makes me her new BFF and –

– wait, where was I going with this?

Right. Guest posts. Because I am an awesome writer. Clearly.

Specifically, I’m looking to practice writing on topics that other people pick. The beauty of a personal blog is that you can write whatever you want, whenever you want. It’s indulgent like that. But I’d like to push myself a little beyond that – or at least try.

HERE IS THE PART WHERE YOU CAN START READING BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY MAY BE OF INTEREST TO YOU.

Would you be interested in having me write a guest post for you?

If so, please leave a comment and YOU CHOOSE THE TOPIC! Do you want a question answered? A specific story told? A big broad topic like “oh, I dunno, write something about Florida” discussed because you hate me?

Leave your topic of choice in the comments and we’ll coordinate by email.

My goal is to write every post requested – not all in a day, mind you – regardless of how many.

This will be much less impressive if no one asks for a guest post. But still.

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT ME TO GUEST POST ON YOUR BLOG?

Because the holidays are coming up and you could use a day off?

Because I use words like awesomely?

Because, look, I’m not really sure and I haven’t hit publish yet and am already kind of regretting putting this out there like I’m all HELLO! I WILL GRACE YOUR BLOG WITH MY AWESOMENESS!

But it would really be a big help to me.

And isn’t that what blogging is all about?

EDITED TO CLARIFY:

Everyone who asks gets a guest post on the topic they choose. The only thing you can’t request is a certain date – because I have no clue how this is going to work. So, leave your comment and I’ll email you details on when, questions, etc. But yes, that topic is great.

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