The Tits

Do you know Ali? You should. She is ridiculously hot and I am >this< close to talking her into having an illicit lesbian affair with me online.

Ali made a list of Things That Are The Tits. But first she explained to her readers what “the tits” meant. I think Ali must have a much more puritan audience than I do.

You guys? Well, I’m confident you need no explanation of “the tits”. So let’s just get to it.

Things I Think Are The Tits

Prince – oh. baby.

Brittinis – a low carb cocktail that doesn’t taste like ass

The Beach – the best thing about my life is that I live 20 minutes from this

New York City – my home away from home

Shoes – especially hot. hot. hot. shoes. With heels.

What about you? What do you think is The Tits?

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