12 Reasons I Should Pose Nude

A few days ago I learned that I had been nominated as a contender for Hottest Blogger Calendar. I rolled my eyes and tossed my hair and made several indignant noises that resembled dainty snorts.

Me? A Centerfold?

Well… clearly.

I told everyone I would not be “pimping” myself. Such tacky displays of self promotion are beneath me, after all.* Besides, doesn’t the entire world already know I am Hot Blogger Calendar material? OF COURSE THEY DO!

Oh. Apparently not. Apparently, the entire world thinks there are a gazillion other people more worthy of the Hot Blogger Calendar than me. As If.

People, I don’t know where you have been, but it is time someone set you straight. There is absolutely no blogger in the world more qualified for this gig than me. As you’re about to see…

12 Reasons I Am Clearly The Best Choice For The Hottest Blogger Calendar

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I AM CLEARLY THE BEST CHOICE FOR THE HOTTEST BLOGGER CALENDAR:

I told you so.

Now that you have been made aware of my hotness, go do the right thing. (If you are not good with subtelty, that means click RIGHT HERE ON THIS LINK and vote for MISS BRITT. Because clearly, she is hot.)

(Or, instead of clicking, you can just use this handy dandy little vote thingamajig):

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*Oh, and speaking of tacky – remember to join Avitable and I on Clearly, You’re Retarded at 9pm EST tonight! We’ll be discussing the drinking age – keep it at 21? or lower it to 18? Click here to listen!

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