Monthly Archives: August 2008

Responsibility – Or, how my kids refuse to be exploited for this blog

It’s no secret that I’m an idealist. I want good to triumph over evil. I want people to care and “do the right thing”. I believe in things like “making the world a better place”. If the glass is half … Continue reading

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The Tits

Do you know Ali? You should. She is ridiculously hot and I am >this< close to talking her into having an illicit lesbian affair with me online. Ali made a list of Things That Are The Tits. But first she … Continue reading

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Matthew’s Mom is Dead

I know we’re not supposed to say so, but I never liked that kid. He is my son’s age and lives in our neighborhood. And he wants to play. That alone was enough to win Devin over. I’m not as … Continue reading

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12 Reasons I Should Pose Nude

A few days ago I learned that I had been nominated as a contender for Hottest Blogger Calendar. I rolled my eyes and tossed my hair and made several indignant noises that resembled dainty snorts. Me? A Centerfold? Well… clearly. … Continue reading

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Smoke ’em if you got ’em

Hey everybody! Britt was too (tired/lazy/naked/multi-colored) to post today, so she asked me to fill in. I’ve decided that this is the perfect time to write Britt a little letter: Dear Britt, Today is one week and one day since … Continue reading

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Why Do I Blog About My Marriage?

While talking about your child’s poop has become acceptable and expected practice online, discussing the personal details of your marriage still seems to be considered rather “radical”. Especially when you’re not anonymous. From the moment I hit publish on a … Continue reading

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Do “Green” Cleaning Products Really Work? (A Photo Essay)

Whenever I hear the words “go green” I automatically think “major pain in the butt”. I don’t think of conservation and environmentally friendly as being convenient. I hear the experts and activists say “simple changes” and “small sacrifices” and I … Continue reading

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Winnah! Winnah!

Thank you to everyone who entered the Quit Smoking Giveaway last week. The suggestions and support have helped more than you know. I’ve been chewing gum (which I knew about before) and taking celery breaks at work (which I heard … Continue reading

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Scared

I’m face to face with the same brick wall and there’s no more avoiding it. I have to choose. It’s not really a choice, in as much as there is no doubt about which path I will walk down. Making … Continue reading

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I Fear This May Be The End For Us

Listen, I have some things to tell you and you’re not going to like it. And to be honest with you? It’s taken me about 5 false starts just to get this post out. Because I so very much want … Continue reading

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