Monthly Archives: July 2008

How Miss Britt Makes Eggplant: A Photo Essay

As you know, I am something of a domestic goddess. I expect Martha Stewart herself to show up any day now… to permanently revoke my Woman Card. Part of my role as Domestic Goddess is to come up with new … Continue reading

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Venom

Before I get into the nastiness that is This Post, I should remind you that if you didn’t get a chance to listen into the radio show last night – you can download it here. ——————————————————————————- I am normally a … Continue reading

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Wanted: Temporary Babysitter For My Uterus.

I think it must be a law that if you have kids under the age of 10, people are required to ask you if you are “done yet”. Like you’re a slow roasted pork loin or something. Of course what … Continue reading

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On Toilet Paper And Violating My Family’s Privacy Online

My husband has a thing about butt squeezing. Squeezing my butt in particular. He tried to explain this fascination to me a few nights ago. Him: I just… it’s squeezable! Ya know? Me: Yeah, I get it. It’s squishy. Him: … Continue reading

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Is That A Light At The End Of The Tunnel, or The Glow From The Flames?

Today is the first day of Jared’s new “promotion”. I should be ecstatic, right? Promotions are the things that celebration dinners are made of! Promotions mean more money! A step up! Streets paved of gold and big desks with your … Continue reading

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GoPets: Vacation Island – Do You Have To Be A Social Butterfly To Get It?

Months ago I happened to see a call out on Twitter for “anyone who has a DS game system and school age kids”. My keen parental instincts told me this was probably a PR person trying to take advantage of … Continue reading

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Fill The Big Gaping Void (that is NOT my vagina)

If I died today, I fear the words “fat vagina” would be inscribed on my tombstone. Either that or “lost tampon”. Possibly “bitchy wife”, but something having to do with the crotch seems most likely to win out. At least … Continue reading

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And then I’ll say I GOT IT ON SALE!!!

If you tell me that you like my earrings, I’ll tell you that I got them for $2 at Claire’s. And probably point out that they are fake. If you compliment me on my outfit, I’ll let you know that … Continue reading

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The Glamorous Life Of A Rock Star Blogger

While Karl and I were sitting in LaGuardia Airport for five damn hours last weekend, we found ourselves rambling on about all kinds of ridiculous crap. Including the term “Alpha Blogger” that we’ve both heard thrown around the Internet lately. … Continue reading

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Depression – 6 Months Later

Every month I wait until I’ve taken the very last blue and white pill before I log into the Walgreen’s website and order my next refill of Cymbalta. There’s no deeply profound psychological reason for this. I’m just painfully cheap. … Continue reading

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