Monthly Archives: June 2008

In Love and In Place

I’m home. I got home at 5:30 this morning thanks to a “flight delay” and JetBlue needing to SUCK MY BIG COTTAGE CHEESE ASS!! Ahem. That being said, I just rolled my sweaty, stinky butt out of bed at about … Continue reading

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Sunday Sell Out: The Beaches

You thought I was joking about Sundays, didn’t you? Ha! No! Not even a little bit! Ahem. ANYway… As a member of MomCentral, I get a few emails a week with various products and companies that I have the option … Continue reading

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Proof that I am perfectly normal. No. Really.

You know that meme where you’re supposed to list [insert random # here] things about yourself that are “random” or “quirky”? That meme that everyone’s done a million times and every single time you see it you want to stab … Continue reading

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Why I left my husband at home

The first thing people ask when I tell them I’m going to New York for the weekend is, “who are you going with?” “A couple of friends,” I tell them. “Isn’t Jared going with you?” they inevitably ask, with just … Continue reading

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Wherever I Go, There I’ll Be

Tomorrow is the big day. BrittCon 2008. And although I’ve been planning it for over a month now, I still cannot get over how totally and completely ridiculous that name is. For those of you who may be new here … Continue reading

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A Public Service Announcement Brought To You By Mexico and The Oompa Loompas.

It was March of 1999 and we were 19 years old. I was a blond haired, blue eyed college freshman. She was an olive toned, dark haired whore. And we were headed to Cancun, Mexico for Spring Break. I told … Continue reading

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Exposing My Kids To The Internet

You can read a lot about the dangers of exposing your kids to the Internet. Everyone from the mommy blogger to the childless blogger, and even the mainstream media, has weighed in on the blogging phenomenon known as Child Exploitation. … Continue reading

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Tequila Tales Are Never Told

I would LOOOOVE to regale you all with tales of the awesome barbecue that turned into a tequila fest we went to Sunday night. But it’s Sunday night still technically. And did I say? TEQUILA?? Woo hoo! Shit. I have … Continue reading

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Friends

This morning I will take one friend to the airport and another friend will pack up his bags and drive home. Over the last three days, she has played nursemaid to me while I cried through a fever. He has … Continue reading

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I Remember The Puppy Monster

One year ago today, the Earth stopped spinning the way it had spun before. Babe, I promise you – we remember today, but we never, never forget.

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