How Miss Britt Makes Low Carb Bread: A Bedtime Story

I’ve been trying to eat healthier and force feed my family more nutritional stuff as well. Part of this involves me buckling down and getting back on my low carb diet. Part of that involves me running all over hell and highwater (where is highwater, exactly?) in search of all the ingredients needed for various low carb recipes. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to find soy flour?)

That’s the preamble. Now, let’s get to making “Low Carb Quick White Bread“, shall we?

 

 

 

Officially: whey protein powder*, egg white powder*, baking powder, Splenda, salt, heavy cream, eggs, water, and olive oil.

*Will require a body part (preferably an arm or a leg) in exchange for.

 

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THEN! You mix the DRY! with the WET!.

 

 

 

 

Then you wait for 15-20 minutes. I recommend you pass the time having a cigarette. Because this is all about getting healthy.

 

 

 

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