Monthly Archives: April 2008

Stalking Time

I received a present on Tuesday that made it difficult not to break down into tears on the spot. I’m pretty sure presents aren’t supposed to make you cry. Even if you do have PMS. We have a professional writer … Continue reading

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My Little Grey Buddy

I have to confess, my brain is mush. I have been fighting with WordPress code all. damn. night and I still can’t figure out how to get a thumbnail in my sidebar that will automatically update and post to the … Continue reading

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How Miss Britt Makes Low Carb Bread: A Bedtime Story

I’ve been trying to eat healthier and force feed my family more nutritional stuff as well. Part of this involves me buckling down and getting back on my low carb diet. Part of that involves me running all over hell … Continue reading

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Why I am the world’s best contest hostess!

Alright. Fine. I admit it. I SUCK AT CONTESTS! Happy? Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff. (OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?) From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop … Continue reading

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Mother’s Day Contest

I know what you’re thinking. I do. “Britt – you have TWO freaking contests open already that you haven’t announced winners for.” I know. (To those of you who were NOT thinking that because you were instead thinking “OMG I … Continue reading

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Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be rapists

Do you ever notice that when you talk about rape or abuse or sexual assault, people come out in droves to tell you that they’ve been through something similar? And no one is surprised. And why should they be? We’ve … Continue reading

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Is Groveling Considered Heroic?

My dear, sweet, wonderful, brilliant readers… Have I told you how pretty you look today? And that your ass looks amazing in those pants? No? Well you do. And it does. Oh, and, by the way, I have a favor … Continue reading

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But we won’t call it Rape

This is a post meant for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008, to generate donations for The Rape Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN). You can visit the GBBMC page for all the information you need about RAINN and … Continue reading

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How Miss Britt Makes Yet Another Metrosexual

I bet you thought my husband was the only man I would trot in front of the Internet for my own amusement. Didn’t you? Well, you were wrong. My disrespect for manhood extends far beyond the narrow confines of The … Continue reading

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A Question of Alibis

Remember when I had a houseful of tourists family and I asked a bunch of bloggers to send me guest posts to have stored up for an emergency? Of course you do. I know. You keep careful track of everything … Continue reading

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