Monthly Archives: February 2008

Why This Zoo Hater Is Now An Official Annual Member

Quick reminder! The Worst Contest Ever ends tonight at 12pm EST. Get your entries in so I can give away some prizes! ——————————————————————————————————————– I hate the zoo. Hate, hate, hate, hate, haaaaate. The zoo. My hatred of the zoo is … Continue reading

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Yes, We Can

I rarely post viral videos. It is unusual for me to repost someone else’s words. And there’s a good chance that you’ve already seen this anyway. But if you haven’t, you should. I don’t care who you vote for. It … Continue reading

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The World’s Worst Contest!

I’ve decided Sunday will be Contest Day. Of course, I decided this MONTHS ago and since then everyone and their fucking brother has been doing giveaways. DAMN YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR GENEROSITY!! You’re stealing my ju ju!! (OK, I maybe … Continue reading

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100 Things: Part 2

Over the next several weeks I’m going to be sharing with you a little more about myself (because sometimes I just don’t feel like you know enough about me) in the form of a “100 Things” list. Or, rather, 10 … Continue reading

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Would You Call Me A Whore If I Couldn’t Hear You?

Let me preface this by saying that this is not a rallying cry for you to defend me. I whole heartedly appreciate your tendency to do so when the situation warrants it, but this is not one of those moments. … Continue reading

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Remember When

“I remember the first time I laid with you like this…” His voice cut through the darkness and the muffled sounds of two people kissing. My heart swelled with such force that it instantly became difficult to catch my next … Continue reading

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Miss Britt Defined*

*alternate title: I told you I get bizarre ass hate like email! Apparently there is a real live Mr. Britt. (As opposed to the Mister Miss Britt whose name is not at all actually Mr. Britt. (Except that it totally … Continue reading

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Miss Britt’s Valiant Triumph Of Guac!

There is a nasty rumor going around that I don’t know how to make Guacamole. And, OK, so my last attempt didn’t end… um… well. I’ll give you that. But! Since then! I have been redeemed! No, really. I totally … Continue reading

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How To Kill My Boss. (Allegedly)

Is there any better follow up to a Friday post about the sanctity of life than a Monday post about your elaborate plans to get away with murder? I think not. And whose demise are we fantasizing about today? Well, … Continue reading

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100 Things: Part 1

With the redesign of the new template, the old 100 things list is gone. And really, it needed to go. It was out of date and blah blah boring zzzz blah. So I’ve decided to regale you all with a … Continue reading

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