Monthly Archives: January 2008

How To Woo Your Wife, The Princess: A Photo Essay

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but I have two small children. And my husband? He has the world’s shittiest work schedule. And me? I’m kind of a needy, whiny bitch. All of this is kind of a recipe … Continue reading

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I broke it

Um… you can’t comment right now. And you’ll see my posts in triplicate. The mastermind who is going to be fixing it? Is out of the office until later tonight. Frick frack fruck! HA! It’s FIXED! And UPGRADED! And better … Continue reading

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The RAP Sheet: Will You Be Next?

Blogging was made for bitching. Whether it’s about slow drivers, unruly children, or spouses who can’t seem to pick up their own underwear, the blogosphere is constantly atwitter with our gripes. And while we would in no way suggest you … Continue reading

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Little Known Fact: My Job Sucks Ass

Alright, Internet. It’s been said that there isn’t anything you don’t know about me. My husband was hard pressed to come up with anything you wouldn’t already know about me, and all of you glorious listeners of the radio show … Continue reading

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Tomato, Tomahto

How do you pronounce Kegels? As in, the exercise? I have gone my entire life pronouncing it KEE-gels. And I’ve probably said that word, out loud, in front of people, a million and two fucking times. No one has ever … Continue reading

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An Important Reminder

What are you doing tonight? Anything that can’t be TiVo’ed? No! Of course not! So put the kids in bed early, send the spouse off to clean out the junk room, and join me on The Airwaves! 7:00pm EST 6:00pm … Continue reading

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Because I Didn’t Manage To Buy Presents

It’s no secret around the Internet that two of my best friends in the entire world are bloggers. If you’ve been reading here for any length of time, you already know that I absolutely adore Adam and Amy. (If you’re … Continue reading

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This Show Can’t Go On Without YOU

Before I forget, there is something very important going on this weekend – and I need your help to make it marvelous. I am going to be a star. I’m finally getting my big break. Mr. Fabulous has graciously invited … Continue reading

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It’s Long And It’s Ugly. Tomorrow I’ll Do Funny.

I am always surprised by hatred. Anger, I get. Rage, I understand intimately. But that personal hatred, that vile that some people carry around inside of them, it always catches me off guard. Specifically when I find myself the target … Continue reading

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These years

It’s supposed to be hard right now. That’s what I keep telling my husband. When the hours get long and one day runs into the next and you long for a weekend that is gone before you realized it was … Continue reading

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