Monthly Archives: November 2007

Trick question

POP QUIZ: Is this a cute picture*, or what? ANSWER: Fuck. No. And NOT because… The Packers lost last night to the most hated Cowboys AND Brett Favre aka The Future Mr. Miss Britt got hurt, pretty badly. And it’s … Continue reading

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It’s The Thought That Counts

Dear Potential Recipients of Gifts From Miss Britt Who Are Not My Children Or My Parents, Clearly, you are confused. You see, when I say “what do you want for Christmas?” or “do you have any gift ideas?” – I … Continue reading

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Doomed

Sometimes I like to be funny. But sometimes, as in recent posts, there is serious business that needs to be discussed. Today I bring you the most desperate issue to date. An issue that must be addressed. An issue that … Continue reading

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A Glass House With A View

In my younger years, I was a judgmental bitch. You could easily measure the starkness of my own black and white morality against my mother’s rather colorful “perception is reality” view of life. As she tried to explain to me … Continue reading

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Kicking Off The Holidays: A Photo Essay

Doesn’t “photo essay” sound so grown up? ANYway, we celebrated a magnificent Thanksgiving with our friends Deanna and Lee. And while I could have been all sad that I was spending my first Thanksgiving without family, surrounded by a bunch … Continue reading

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Phew!

Yep, that pretty much sums up how we all feel here after hours and hours of stuffing our faces. Especially those of us who are unable to stop putting food in our mouths, long after our stomachs have warned us … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving post #345298901

Look! A Thanksgiving post! On Thanksgiving! With a creative title to boot! (Who the hell says “to boot”?) You know, I realize that a laundry list of “things I will thank the Gods Of Turkey for” is cliche and as … Continue reading

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Trashy Kathy

PART ONE: Contrary to recent evidence and now popular belief, I can cook. In fact, I can cook quite well. I can make apple pie (which is completely different than apple crisp) and delicious cheesecake – from scratch. I can … Continue reading

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What’s the price for magic? No, seriously. I need a rate here.

My son finally lost his first tooth. About a month before his 8th Birthday. Apparently he’s like the last kid in the whole wide world to lose a tooth. As his mother, I am totally cool with him hanging on … Continue reading

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Where the fate of your dessert is a metaphor for your entire life.

Sunday was The Day. The Day I was headed out for my first meetup. I’ll admit, I was nervous. And although I had received a few emails and comments from a couple of women involving the words “beer and wine” … Continue reading

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