Monthly Archives: October 2007

Who Wants A Ride On The Crazy Express?

I suck at marriage. I worry sometimes that I am genetically doomed and incapable of having a successful relationship. Between my parents and my grandparents, there are 6 separate divorces*. I’m afraid sometimes that my childhood declarations that I was … Continue reading

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If I tried to give this a title it would be even more maudlin and annoying

It doesn’t matter what the fight was about. It doesn’t matter if it was stupid, or silly, or blown out of proportion. It doesn’t matter if it was about the garbage or a bill or an unintentional word that made … Continue reading

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How Miss Britt Does Date Night: A Photo Essay

Saturday we had our first official Date Night with Other Grown Up Couple. First, meet Hubby’s Date Deanna’s Husband:   The Husband liked his Man Candy Lee was very nice and got along well with Husband:   Initially Lee was … Continue reading

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We’re not swingers, we just play one on TV

My husband and I have a date tomorrow night. Not with each other, of course, because that would require a babysitter – and to date the only sitter we’ve found is available in like 75 minute increments. No, no, better … Continue reading

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Aren’t you glad you don’t spend the night?

Dear World Wide Wisdom,You have been given a mission. Should you choose to accept this mission, you will be asked to go where few men have gone before. You will see things no man, woman or child should ever see. … Continue reading

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T Plus 2 Months – that’s how you talk when you live by the space people

Do you know what today is? Do you? DO YOU? Pfft. Today is exactly two months since I moved to Florida. Or, more accurately, two months since I bought my house and officially became a Florida resident (unless you ask … Continue reading

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Punniness should totally be a word

What makes a totally sane, though understandably stressed, midwestern and wholesome mother and wife go from this:   To this:   Why, only a Puntabulous Debate, of course!! Check out this and other heeLARious pictures (and the reason behind them) … Continue reading

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How Miss Britt Makes Guacamole: A Photo Essay

Step 1: Buy two avocados – despite the fact that someone has them falling into his house for free on a daily basis. Step 2: Peel and Chop Avocado Step 3: Realize that you are not going to smash this … Continue reading

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The One In Which I Make Your Head Explode With So Many Links

I am not an activist by nature. I don’t get all Women’s Lib on you if you open a door or pick up a check, and I’d never march in a freaking parade because I tend to feel the best … Continue reading

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Fridays are for memes

…and renewing your promise to yourself that THIS weekend you are REALLY going to sit down and flesh out all these funny ideas you have for posts. Ahead of time. So that NEXT week is a testament to your brilliant … Continue reading

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