Monthly Archives: September 2007

Fuck you TIVO!

I have been waiting for weeks – WEEKS! – for Thursday night Premier night. I checked and rechecked the TiVo. I prioritized because apparently asking it to record more than one thing at a time is too fucking much. And … Continue reading

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Because I remember Michael Office

Dear Internetz, My two year old’s “teacher” (or “lady in charge at the daycare”) has informed me that my daugther “has a boyfriend”. His name is Brandon. Apparently, whenever Brandon walks in the room, little Emma squeals and dances and … Continue reading

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Driving Miss Britt

I have discovered something even better than masturbation. Oh. Heh. Um. Let’s go back. Avitable is adamant that I need to find time to masturbate. Wait. Um. Perhaps we should go back a little further… I’ve been stressed lately. Really. … Continue reading

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For it’s Avitable Tuesday

(imagine “he’s a jolly good fellow”… :whistle: ) For it’s Avitable Tuesday For it’s Avitable Tuesday For it’s Avitable TuessssssssDAYYYYYYYYYY which nobobdy can deny. Hey! As most of you have already noticed, I’m posting over at Avi’s place today. I … Continue reading

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All Mommy All The Time

First – before I write one more word – I have to say two things I’m OK. Really. I am. I have an obsessive tendency to worry about what other people think of me and focus on the teeny negatives … Continue reading

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By honesty I guess I meant lie your asses off please

Remember how I said “go here and tell me about me and here and tell me about me and it will be fun and I won’t care – WOOOOOO!”? Yeah. Um. Apparently I’m a big fucking baby. (and now I’m … Continue reading

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The Interview – now with visual aides

You know how this works.  Someone posts an interview on their site.  They say “if you want me to interview you, let me know”.  And all the lazy ass bloggers go “ooh! me! me! me! Please God give ME something … Continue reading

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Thank God For Girlfriends

Brrrriiiiinnng! Miss Britt:  Hello? A: Oh. My. GAWD I am going to kill someone. MB: Oh yeah?  What’s wrong honey? A: Well! *heavy sigh* Let me ask you – if YOU were going to leave the house for eight freaking … Continue reading

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But do you love me?

You guys are so nice.  Really.  I had 24 comments over at The Stache and it sounds so dorky and needy… but I appreciate it. Speaking of dorky and needy and other fun ways to describe myself… I got stuck … Continue reading

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A Call To Arms In The Battle For Miss Britt’s Supremacy

If you haven’t heard, bunny has been found.  Very few people were hurt in the search and rescue mission. And now… I have a favor to ask of you. I do this little “thing” once a month over at a … Continue reading

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