If you’re gonna spew, spew in this

You know how when little kids first go back to school they are exhausted when they get home and their little bodies have such a hard time adjusting?

Yeah, well, my kids are doing just fine. (Except for Emma waking up at 5:30 in the morning – that is not fine)  I, on the other hand, seem to be having one hell of a time adjusting.  At least, I hope it’s just a “getting adjusted” thing.  My “schedule” now consists of

  • drag my ass out of bed
  • muddle through morning commute – which always seems to take longer than I thought it would
  • work
  • muddle through evening commute – which always seems to take longer than I felt like it was taking
  • dinner
  • sit on couch for “just a minute”
  • wake up two hours later – often times finding the kids have been bathed and put in bed and a small circus was performed three inches from my nose without me waking up
  • stay up for a couple more hours in a completely unproductive fog
  • fall into bed
  • rinse, wash, repeat

I have so much shit to do at home, online, etc. etc. etc. (I have clients calling WANTING to give me money from my “old” job that I haven’t been able to get back in touch with) – my house needs to be cleaned desperately (how the fuck that’s possible I don’t know)… and I can’t seem to figure out when or how to get it done!  I’m sure not falling asleep right after dinner would help – but I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me that I am suddenly taking “evening naps”!

*sigh*

This too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass…

I think I’m going to have that put on my tombstone. (Now THAT would be hysterical.  Seriously.)

*thinking of segue, thinking of segue….*

Yeah, nothing.  So I’ll just sneakily slide in the fact that I got my very first sale at my NEW job yesterday.  Third day on the job.  Second day on the phones.  I. Rock.

(So, btw, does my boss – who has generously rewarded me with a gift certificate for SHOES!!!!  or CLOTHES!!!)

*thinking of closing, thinking of closing…*

Yeah, um, nothing.

Leave your comments below.  Please.  Thanks. Buh-bye.

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