Monthly Archives: August 2007

Although technically I was wearing a robe

Scene: 5:30 pm, my office “I got another sale! I got another sale! YAY!” “Yeah, um, that’s great. Before you wrap that up though… could you please go put your clothes back on before my wife gets home?” And so … Continue reading

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Even though he didn’t buy a car

On my way to work this morning I was writing my post in my head, amidst mental tears and audible deep breaths as I tried to consciously stem the panic I was feeling. I was going to tell you about … Continue reading

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Attack

So…. are you all getting sick of my move yet? It’s OK. I know, I know. No, no, don’t try to tell me you’re still here – I can see you all fleeing from the scene on my stats. Fuckers. … Continue reading

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Missing Me

I know I’ve been whining a lot lately.  And it’s got to be getting old. Unfortunately, there is no relief of the bitching and moaning here today.  Consider yourself warned… On Saturday we went with Mr. and Mrs. Avitable to … Continue reading

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If you’re gonna spew, spew in this

You know how when little kids first go back to school they are exhausted when they get home and their little bodies have such a hard time adjusting? Yeah, well, my kids are doing just fine. (Except for Emma waking … Continue reading

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The Dilemma

If you’re going to post late… and you’re tired… and your brain is mush, should you bother posting at all? Should you attempt to be funny and entertaining?  Deep? Should you skip right to some short yet outrageous porn clip … Continue reading

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Understanding the Opponent

As you may recall, I have somewhat of a Five Year Plan that includes decorating, weight loss, major shoe acquisition and World Domination. I have come to refer to the first 20 some years I lived in Iowa as Phase … Continue reading

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And Off They Go…

Everything was fine.  Just fine.  In fact, “I knew all along it would be perfect, mom“. We survived.  Tired, exhausted even, but in one piece.

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Day One

Today is the First Day.  For all of us here. Devin starts second grade at his new school, in a new state.  He’s excited and petrified all at the same time.  Even though I know that he will be fine, … Continue reading

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What a difference a day makes

My couch showed up – YAY! A little earlier than I expected… so… well, who says you have to wear a bra for the delivery men, right? But, braless or no, the furniture is here. And it’s GORGEOUS. Even better … Continue reading

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