Monthly Archives: July 2007

Do you think Satan kisses owies?

I have a five day window between when I get into town (in Florida) and when my son must be registered for school. During that window, he has to see a Florida doctor (because apparently us Iowans can be real … Continue reading

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What. The Hell. Am I Thinking?

It’s midnight.  I just got done watching a movie with my husband, in a living room that I adore.  When the movie was finished we sat out back on our patio, the patio he and our friends and family built … Continue reading

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Does this room make me look fat?

OK.  It’s time.  You’ve all been very patient.  Some of you have begged.  Some of you have even offered elaborate favors for just a brief shot at them.And, of course, a select few of you have already gotten a sneak … Continue reading

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It’s In The Beans

I made coffee this morning. All by myself. And now I can’t shake the sick feeling in my stomach, a feeling that has nothing to do with the bitterness or the Sweet N’ Low. A little dramatic? Perhaps. In fact, … Continue reading

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And sometimes… life is good.

Hello?  *tap, tap*  Hello? Is there anyone left?  I know I’ve abandoned you for… for… well it might as well be forever with the average attention span of a blogger. I’m sorry.  I know.  I’ve been very, very bad and … Continue reading

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What day is it again?

I know I don’t normally post on Saturday – but I have news!! And videos!! And I’m going to be on a plane on Monday, so, consider this your dose of Miss Britt until Tuesday. That gives you THREE DAYS … Continue reading

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iRock, uRock, we all Rock!

I so love getting nominated for shit. Seriously. Ranks right up there with dancing with Prince. Well, ok, maybe right up there with marriage and childbirth. I mean… let’s not get crazy. (We can certainly, however, Go Crazy.  In fact… … Continue reading

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This is why I don’t do Chocolate

I got this idea from someone whose blog I read but who does not like to be linked – so I won’t. And she was cute in hers. And M&Ms are supposed to be cute, right? So I figured, what … Continue reading

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Even Mayberry Had a Secretary

I currently live in a small town.  A very, very, very, very, very… small town. No.  Seriously. Yesterday I went out to the house that is for sale that is empty (as opposed to the house that is for sale … Continue reading

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Perspective

My son has been obsessed with timelines lately. How old were you when I was born? 19 How old were you when your brothers were born? 6 and 9 How old was I when my sister was born? 5 How … Continue reading

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