Monthly Archives: July 2007

The Fear of Becky Homecky

A friend of mine who is “considering” having a baby has caused me to think back a bit lately on what it was like when I decided to have my second child. Decided. Man, that still sounds strange to me. … Continue reading

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I can’t decide if I’m the silver or gold

It has been said that I am a bad friend (of course, the person who usually says that is CONSTANTLY violating the sanctity of friendship with his whorishness). To this I say – fuck you. Do I sit and listen … Continue reading

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I know my blog sucks lately

Things To Do In The Next 13 Days: Pack – 7 rooms Including the Kitchen And 3 Bedrooms And also a garage And a basement Finish installing a garage door opener – again. Replace a storm window that broke in.. … Continue reading

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My claim to fame was the breakup of 97

My husband came home the other night and asked if I’d ever heard “that song about dying famous”. He said that I should… Miranda Lambert’s Famous In A Small Town (sorry, I couldn’t get it to embed) You’ve got to … Continue reading

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And next they’ll send me worms.

It’s finally happened. I’ve finally gotten real live hate mail! Let me bring you all into the fray… Do you remember this post? This was the post where I tried to elaborate on MY beliefs – emphasis on MY (in … Continue reading

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Always a bridesmaid

It’s time, once again, for me to pimp myself. But this time, it’s serious. This time, while purusing the list of nominees and past winners, it hit me that while I get nominated for shit all the time, I never … Continue reading

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I won’t think about that today

Ah… OK… I’m here. Where do I start? First, thank you all so much. The comments. The emails – which, wow, you guys are really amazing. The phone calls and IMs and just listening to me sob my eyes out … Continue reading

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I feel like I need to update you guys on what’s going on. But right now… I just can’t. I can tell you it has to do with the move. And that I can’t get into it online. And that … Continue reading

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I don’t know where she gets this…

I woke up this morning to my daughter’s screams. In a panic, I jumped out of bed and rushed into her room, prepared to find blood and gore and a horrific site of death and destruction. Instead, I found a … Continue reading

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I Was Catholic When Catholic Wasn’t Cool

Before I starting throwing a fit, I should tell you that I am light and funny today over at The ‘Stache.  And whether you stick around to read this shit or not, you should definitely go over there to comment. … Continue reading

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