Monthly Archives: June 2007

is this because i’m catholic??

OK, so I’m feeling a little guilty this morning. Contrary to Sunday’s elaborate web of posts here, here, here and here… Avitable is NOT having a baby.  Nor is his wife.  Right now. You see, Amy and I have been … Continue reading

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Posting on Sunday…

… but only because I have to. My post is up at The Stache. And now it’s time to find out if I have as many adoring fans as the other posters (insert guilt inducing puppy eyes here) GET THEE … Continue reading

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Dear Internet, Save Me From Myself

I need help.  And so, of course, I am turning to the Internet. Because if the Internet can’t solve all your problems?  Well, I just don’t want to live in a world where Google is not the smartest man you … Continue reading

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Letter to my former self

Dear 18 year old Miss Britt, Wear a condom. Seriously. I don’t care how drunk you are. I don’t care how sweet he is. And seriously? Your plan to “save money” by getting off the pill? You’re a fucking retard. … Continue reading

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Blogging for a good cause

I have a good post coming.  Seriously, I do. And I’m working on a new line for my CafePress store called “Brittisms”… or something like that.  And by “working on” I mean thinking about it a lot and logging into … Continue reading

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Observations of a 7 year old

A few weeks ago, my seven year old son and my mother had this conversation: Son: Nana, why is that person crying? Nana: Oh honey, sometimes people cry when they get upset.  It’s OK.  That’s just what people do. Son: … Continue reading

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WWMBD: on depression (yeah, that about sums it up)

Hey Britt, First of all, please let me start off by saying that I read your blog daily, and love it!! You are very intelligent, but at the same time, you aren’t boring. Some of your posts make me laugh … Continue reading

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We’re Pleased To Inform You, Your Offer Has Been Accepted.

An open letter to the person who recently said they wanted my life… and to anyone else who would like to trade places with me because my life is so “cool” and “glamorous” and I “fucking rock your socks” and … Continue reading

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A laundry list of sorts

Sometimes when you read someone’s blog, or chat with them via IM, or live next door to them for your entire life, you assume you know what they think and how they feel about everything.  You know where they stand … Continue reading

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On google it will be "the definition of nudity"

It’s hot. I’m lazy. So I sleep in my underwear lately. Because making the effort to strip off my clothes only to put MORE clothes back on… clothes I will only be sleeping in, and yet will eventually lead to … Continue reading

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