Monthly Archives: June 2007

When it rains, it shits, or something

I’m sorry I haven’t posted on time. Today’s excuse is: putridness. No. Really. That’s totally a valid excuse. You see, I am down to the last of my Projects That Must Be Done In Order To Officially Put House #2 … Continue reading

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sonofaBITCH

WordPress just ate my entire fucking post. Seriously. Fuck. I planned and plotted and edited.  I spell checked and tweaked and laughed at my own jokes.  I hit publish on my comedic masterpiece and BAM.  WordPress said, “fuck you whore!” … Continue reading

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Who the fuck tags someone in IOWA??

A blonde chick, that’s who. So, um, I was officially tagged by the restaurant meme. By someone who lives in fucking Iowa. And surely should KNOW better!! *sigh* the things I will do for a little blog love, I swear … Continue reading

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If a picture is worth a thousand words

Close your eyes for a moment. Imagine, if you will (fuck, you didn’t really close your eyes did you??)… Carly Simon… “You’re so vain… da da da da… you probably think this song is about you… You’re so Vain… (soo … Continue reading

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Desperation

I can’t believe I’m about to say this… but… I think I may have too many pairs of shoes. (ACKKKKKKKK!!! HELP!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN SCREAMING NOW AND REPENT! REPENT!  HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!) /freak out Actually, … Continue reading

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Nothing else matters

There are times when the whole world should stop and know that something awful has happened. There are times when the rest of the world, for even just a moment, should not be allowed to laugh or to smile or … Continue reading

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Blogger Math

According to the infinite wisdom of another Internet Bot, this blog is rated NC-17.  (Thank you, Jester, for explaining to me that NC-17 is the new X and that it is, in fact, worse than an R rating.  It has … Continue reading

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The Blank Page

I sit here looking at this screen, wishing I had something funny to write.  I want so badly to entertain you all with laughter and embarassment.  For your sake. For me?  Well for me I kind of want to wallow.  … Continue reading

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Get a room, no, i mean, a life

Fucking. A. I just got done paying bills.  And I know – a part of life and blah blah blah.  And its not the bills or the money or any of that necessarily that annoys me.  It is, specifically, where … Continue reading

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Everyone, quick! Think, “Labor”!

Holy shit balls we got an offer almost.  Kinda.  Sorta. I mean, we got an offer for an offer.  Possibly.  At some point. According to my realtor: “Britt, the gal that showed your house on 5-24-07 brought her client thru … Continue reading

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