This may or may not be Miss Britt. And, I may or may not have internet connection and I might have asked someone to post something here so that my legions of devoted fans would know that I am in no way neglecting them.
Two of the following are NOT true. If you guess which two – Avitable will send you a picture of his balls.
- I once sold car insurance to a blind woman.
- I once tested an adult product in the bathroom at work because I didn’t think it would work… and it did.
- I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.
- In my younger years (much, much younger) I believed that being blonde made me more prone to sin (and lots of Catholic guilt) so I dyed my hair dark brown for about 6 months. It didn’t work so I went back to blonde.
- Avitable saw me change my clothes.
Edited To Update:
I can’t believe no one got this right. I have never been to Mardi Gras – an hence have never flashed my boobs and suffered a bruised nipple. And I have never, ever, ever stuck to one hair color for 6 months.