Monthly Archives: May 2007

She’s not dead.

Avitable here. Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, … Continue reading

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No Matter What…

I am ignoring the REST of the other shit going on. Because? I’m. APPROVED!!!!!!! We still have two houses to sell, but we are APPROVED for a loan on our new one! Yee. Ha. That is all. (psst.. after this … Continue reading

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I’m not ignoring you on PURPOSE

I’m still without internet.  You’d think stealing wireless while you wait for new service would be easier, wouldn’t you?? And yes, I am posting THIS.  Quickly.  From work.  Hoping my boss stays on his cell phone just long enough to … Continue reading

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Can the Universe take a joke?

OK, so I finally broke down and bought The Secret. And I read it. And you know what?  I’m glad I did.  I’ve been using my new found magical powers for all SORTS of fun shit – my little brother … Continue reading

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Fucking internet

Dammit.  Internet down.  Again.  Which is fucking the hell out of my schedule. Promise you all will still love me when I can be back to normal?

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WWMBD: on what you want men to want

OMG I am late today. Between broken Internet and working and blah blah (insert shit you don’t care about here), I haven’t been online really since Thursday. I know!! Thank God for WWMBD… Hello Miss Britt, I loved your Vagina … Continue reading

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True and False

This may or may not be Miss Britt. And, I may or may not have internet connection and I might have asked someone to post something here so that my legions of devoted fans would know that I am in … Continue reading

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deeeruuunk

wednesday sucked wednesday was slightly better turn your volume wayyyy down before you watch this, m’kay? kay thanks love you buh bye (if the video doesn’t work, Youtube is undergoing maintenance. Check back later)

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A Eulogy

I’ve been wanting to write this here for a while.  But it’s long and it never seemed the right time, until now. My mother and I went to Church together this past Mother’s Day weekend, which is a rare treat … Continue reading

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is there a limit on number of posts about vaginas?

I finally made the time to get a pedicure Monday.  A much needed, first of the season, way past due pedicure.  And the only place to get a decent pedicure out here in BFE is from the little Korean women.  … Continue reading

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