Monthly Archives: April 2007

I just never get tired of the accolades

I’ve seen this going around and to be honest I have been a bit disgusted that none of you have nominated me before now.  I mean, really!  Who makes you THINK more than me?  What other blogger can make you … Continue reading

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Because I am a Fun Magnet

As you know by now, I am in Orlando with Avitable.  Actually, what day is it?  Tuesday?  Ok I may technically be on my way home from Orlando… No. Wait.  I’m going to post this today.  Monday.  So I’m still … Continue reading

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Stuck

Now I know where I want to go.  I know where I want to end up. I know where I am now… and it seems worlds and worlds away… How in the HELL am I supposed to figure out how … Continue reading

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Yet another interview, I’m going to need a PA soon

What says Holy Fuck It’s Finally Friday And I Am Getting My Ass Outta Here But Have No Time To Come up With an Original Post, like a meme? But this, my friends, is a different kind of meme.  It’s … Continue reading

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A Prelude To An Update

You guys are so awesome.  I am absolutely exhausted right now, but it makes me all warm and fuzzy to log on here and see all of your comments from the past week.  Really.  Seriously.  You guys are amazing. *YAWN* … Continue reading

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when you’re all dried up you start talking about luggage

For those of you not yet “in the know”, I will be leaving on a jet plane tomorrow headed for sunny Orlando and Avi.  Because he has finally thrown enough money and promises of gorilla lovin’ my way. I’m allowed … Continue reading

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Now That I’m Effin Famous…

… I think I should try not to say Fuck as often. Oh, what’s that?  You didn’t know I was famous? Fucking. A.  I have been interviewed, people.  INTERVIEWED!  I am now featured on a website as a Blogger With … Continue reading

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Here we go ’round the Mulberry Bush

Have I mentioned that I’m considering leaving behind the cold Iowa winters and small town living and taking a job in Orlando? (Oh, Britt, dahling, that sounds simply MAHvelous) Yeah. Have I also mentioned that I’m considering packing up my … Continue reading

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Because I use The Internet to make me feel special

Do you think it says something about me that I check my comments on here several times a day?  Or that I get giddy when I get a new MySpace add from one of you? I mean, sure it says … Continue reading

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Preparing to be crucified… as a Parent

I don’t know if I’ve said this around here before, but I’m a bit overprotective when it comes to my kids.  Particularly when it comes to my kids and gratuitous violence. My son never watched Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles when … Continue reading

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