Monthly Archives: March 2007

It’s Me. Kind of. Almost.

Whew.  I’m home. No, really, it’s really me this time.  I’m home. And I have LOTS to tell you – really, I do.  No fucking pictures, because I am the world’s worst tourist picture taker ever.  Apparently I DO, I … Continue reading

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Some vacation that was

First of all, my apologies for that train wreck of a post Avitable put up. My hair looked way better than that when I was in Vegas. Unfortunately, my hair is just about the only thing that worked out on … Continue reading

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Blame typos on the Mist

Socks, by Mist1 I have an affinity for body products.  I cannot resist them.  If it smells fruity and promises to make me even more soft and supple than I already am, I will buy it.  Unless, it is cuticle … Continue reading

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Crap. Crap. Crap.

I’m supposed to leave in four hours.  Four fucking hours. And I still have to…. pack pack update blog pack chase down two would-be clients at work who are missing their deadlines as I type pack

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Because I’ve Been Busy, Yo

15 comments??  Seriously, people?!?  15 freaking comments on Avitable’s post about a mythical butt lube allergy??  Man, you guys are going to have a BLAST while I’m in Vegas. Sorry about yesterday (no, really, I am) – but I’m swamped … Continue reading

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Where the fuck is Britt?

Avitable here. After a mishap where she discovered that she’s allergic to a specific flavor (pomegranate) of anal lube, Britt has spent today eating antibiotics and waiting for the swelling to go down on her hands, tongue, and butt.  Once … Continue reading

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Pre-Prince Randomness

Oh, come on.  I’m going to see Prince in five freaking days – did you really think you weren’t going to see ANY references to that this week?!  Anyway, the randomness… * I think I’ve gone and completely fucked myself.  … Continue reading

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Me, Myself, and Marilyn

I’m trying to remember the preamble to this story.  I know it wasn’t sexual, but it definitely involved casual conversation about my husband’s penis. How do you make that not sound awkward and sexual? ANYway… last night, my husband and … Continue reading

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Spot. On.

Want to know me better?  Seriously? It is eerie how dead on this thing was.

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And You Thought Yesterday Was Ridiculous

The greatest thing ever has now officially happened to me. Or, well, it is now officially GOING to happen to me. As of 7:45pm last night, I am going to see Prince.  For real.   As in, I have a freaking … Continue reading

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