Monthly Archives: February 2007

My perfect match(es)

I was going to tell you all about how not being able to post at 6:00am has thrown off my schedule and, apparently, my creativity.  I was going to bow out gracefully and tell you to go here or something. … Continue reading

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Insert some title about love and stink and cheating and romance and VD

Normally, I hate Valentine’s Day.  I usually hate all holidays that set me up with lofty expectations of grand romantic gestures because I am inevitably disappointed.  My husband doesn’t do grand romantic gestures. He thinks about them.  He almost was … Continue reading

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Warning: Bitchy Wife Rant Ahead

Things My Husband “Handled” Yesterday: Got up and got ready for work Got up when I woke him up Went to work Picked up kids Made dinner  Reheated leftovers for kids Things I Handled Yesterday: Obviously got myself up – … Continue reading

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V is for Vindication

I read somewhere once that some people have “Movie Moments” in their lives.  When I was thinking about writing this post, I realized that all of the Movie Moments in my own life have a decidedly Rocky-esque feel to them.  … Continue reading

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Because all the cool kids are doing it

And no, I’m not talking about Voting For Me In The SFB Awards.  I’m talking about another Meme, of course.  Because, truly, what is the blogosphere if not ripping of someone else’s good idea and making it your own? Things … Continue reading

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I swear there is more to this than pimping

I know I’m a whore.  Really.  But if you can get through me pimping myself for ANOTHER AWARD HOLY COW THIS IS MY WEEK MAN I’M TELLIN’ YA!!! – I promise there is almost a real post below.  Almost.  Promise. … Continue reading

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The Pursuit of Perfection. And Prince.

Today marks four weeks that I’ve been 100% smoke free. At least, I haven’t inhaled.  Or rather, I haven’t put a cigarette in my mouth and voluntarily inhaled so that I could enjoy that sweet satisfaction that can only come … Continue reading

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All Roads Lead To Rome, Which is a metaphor for “it’s all about me”.

I was going to get right to work this morning and try to be productive and make money and shit.  But I’ve received a few “where the hell is my daily blog update?!?!” emails – and I’m afraid of enraging … Continue reading

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Shameless Self Promotion

I know.  Shocked, aren’t you? At least I’m consistent. Anyways, I’ve been nominated for my very first Blog Award. How freaking cool is that? Lemme tell you how cool. There are ten categories in which one can be nominated.  Let me … Continue reading

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Everything you need to know about the Super Bowl

For those of you who didn’t watch the game last night because… um… well, I can’t think of a single good reason for not watching the Super Bowl… …allow me to summarize what you missed.  Feel free to use any … Continue reading

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