Monthly Archives: January 2007

This post was too long for me to re-read for editing purposes

I had a well thought out post planned.  No, really, I did.  But my head hurts from this fucking cold.  And I’m so pissed and annoyed right now it’s hard to be coherent. I should save this post for tomorrow … Continue reading

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Dear God I should have just gone back to bed

It’s 6:30am and I just got home from the gym.  I had to type the word “home” 4 times before I got it right.  I’m still a little light headed.  Apparently I’m too fat for working out. Seriously – this … Continue reading

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The Good Christian Wife

To My Friend, You and I have never met face to face.  It seems presumptuous of me to offer any kind of “advice” or “help”.  Especially knowing that I will probably never be close enough to provide as much as … Continue reading

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Unveiling for a good cause… or at least, a worthy one

I love the Internet.  Blogs, chat rooms, forums – they all allow us to be whoever we want to be from behind the safety of our computer screens and keyboards. We can be sexy and witty and charming and confident … Continue reading

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The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good:  I just got news that the other house we own is going to be vacant soon.  Which means we get to sell it.  Which means, eventually – if everything goes according to plan (why the fuck am I … Continue reading

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And yet, I don’t FEEL like a dirty whore

You know, I like to think that I’m pretty self aware.  I mean, for the most part, I know myself well – the good, the bad, the mouthy and the crude. I know that I am funny.  And that I … Continue reading

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I don’t even want to post today…

… because everything I think about writing is dripping with emotional goo. I’m really tired of my emotional goo. I’m tired of feeling like I’m on the verge of tears.  Or murder. I hope to God it’s still just a … Continue reading

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Two helpings of smug

Look what I did!  Look what I did!! If you have no clue what I’m talking about – I made myself a brand new template.  If you can’t see it, use the “theme switcher” and check out Just Blonde.  Now, … Continue reading

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GO! Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Mr. Grossman, Thank you so much for remembering to take your medication this afternoon.  I was delighted to see you were having a “good” day. I recommend the same dose on February 4th.  I’m not sure what else you’ve … Continue reading

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Whose brilliant idea was this budget shit??

In my ongoing efforts to appear more responsible and acquire more “stuff”, I have decided to attempt to set us up on a budget.  Again. I hate budgets.  Hate. Hate. Hate. The first part of the budget isn’t so bad.  … Continue reading

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