Monthly Archives: December 2006

A Quick Progress Report

My boss has asked me today if I could “take a break from blogging for a bit to train the new girl.” Pfft.  The demands of this job are getting to be a bit ridiculous.  But since he did just … Continue reading

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The Pursuit of Happiness

When you have a full pack of cigarettes and no lighter, you no longer want to smoke – you need to smoke. Turns out that same theory applies to condoms. Allow me to elaborate… A few days ago, my husband … Continue reading

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And it’s because of you that I don’t do FOAD

I had promised earlier this week that Thursday would be my first edition of FOAD. Some of you knew right away that I was lying because I have said that I wouldn’t do FOAD because I just can’t bring myself … Continue reading

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Wednesday Blog Love

This is going to be the first in a fairly short weekly series.  You’ve been warned. I’ve seen a few blogs do this “bloggers I love” shit, and I have mixed feelings.  On one hand, I think it’s cool to … Continue reading

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It’s like a meme and stuff

This has been stolen by a lot of people – so I’m not giving anyone credit.  Let’s all pretend I’m original. The things I have done are in bold.  It’s kind of like a blogging version of the drinking game “I … Continue reading

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I thought this would be funnier

I’ve been told I am a loud smoker.  My mother caught me smoking when I was 18 – on the phone.  Apparently, she could actually hear me exhaling. It seems that my passion for smoking is actually audible.  I’ve been … Continue reading

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Beware The Ninja In Hot Heels

I have this cute thing I do when people piss me off at work.  I throw things.  At people’s heads, usually. Or at least, I try to throw things at people’s heads.  Unfortunately, I throw like a girl and I … Continue reading

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Now that I’ve kicked your ass, could you help me take over the world?

So.  Back to taking over the world and using my blog as a means of infiltration. (You all thought I was fucking with you about The Master Plan, didn’t you?) Anyway, as I prepare to launch Phase 1: Unleashing The … Continue reading

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Officially On The Soap Box

I’ve finally found something to get good and pissed off about.  Well, maybe pissed off isn’t the right word.  Passionate… yeah… let’s go with passionate. If you read the same blogs I read, or participate in the same forums (which, … Continue reading

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Marketing World Domination

So, I’ve started thinking more about my plan to take over the world. Seriously. I’ve come to realize that I cannot achieve true world domination without a broader influence.  I need to widen my audience if I’m going to take … Continue reading

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