Monthly Archives: November 2006

Haste Makes Waste and all that….

I have the day off. Like, REALLY off. My son is at school. My daughter is at day care for the morning (Nanny has class Thursday AMs). And I am here at home. And anyone who thinks that is shitty … Continue reading

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Passing on my evil genes…

It seems I am going to have to let my six year old in on my plan for World Domination.  Which is OK.  Everyone needs an evil protege, right? Anyway – it seems he’s getting bullied at school.  The idea … Continue reading

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Sucking it up…

OK, so according to Rich, I need to “suck it up”. And while my usual response when someone tells me to “suck it up” is “fuck off” – I not only like Rich, I respect him. So, here I am, … Continue reading

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I’m recovering…

I’ll be a little AWOL.  I need a moment to recover from… One Thanksgiving meal cooked at my house. Four Thanksgiving dinners dutifully attended. One Christmas/Family reunion Two encounters with Santa that scared the shit out of my daughter Three … Continue reading

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Remembering…

Thanksgiving is supposed to about family.  And food.  And laughter and joy and wonderful things. It’s not supposed to be this. Thanksgiving is not supposed to be sitting on a cold, hard pew in an empty funeral home.  My brothers … Continue reading

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Evil Genius Disarmed

After all of these years, it seems I have finally broken my husband’s spirit, along with his faith in mankind.  Or, er, womankind anyway. Last night, he crawls into bed beside me and begins frantically feeling around for all of … Continue reading

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show me your mercy

You know all that stuff I said about how the one thing you could all do to make me happy before I die is send me to Prince? I lied. The one thing you can do?  Just kill me.  Kill … Continue reading

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Sex Ed in Elementary Ed

A few days ago, the kids and I were watching some free Baby Einstein TV or something that we’d scammed during a Free Preview week (TiVo, you rock).  They were going through body parts and a picture of a kids … Continue reading

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It’s all backstage…

… there is a post up that you must be registered and logged in to read. I will warn you now.  It absolutely falls under the Way Too Much Information category.  Don’t believe me?  I got my “inspiration” from this guy’s list. … Continue reading

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My Dirty Laundry List

For those of you who have any scrap of respect left for me?  Leave now.  Logout, go visit my renter, and pretend like you were never tempted here. Are they gone?  OK, good.  For the rest of you – who … Continue reading

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