I finally decided it was time for a little company around here again. I’ve been putting it off because I wasn’t sure the new place was really ready for company yet. But then, well, I got desperate for some extra cash lonely.
So I put the word out that I was willing to rent out some space here. And within minutes a real live celebrity blogger had her people call my people!
I immediately accepted her offer. I mean ME with a real “big time blogger” staying over! I was flush with excitement. I mean this is the Big Blogger that I have already been scalping ideas from left and right.
Oh shit. Maybe she’s not here because of her reciprocal admiration for me but rather to keep tabs on me. Dang it. Why didn’t I think of that before? Why did I allow my celebrity daze to cloud my thinking?
You know, now that I think about it, inviting a well known blogger access to my readers may not have been the smartest decision I’ve ever made. I mean – she’s like famous! Once you go there, you may not ever come back!
Yeah, now that I think of it – pay no attention to the smart, witty, funny and oh so interesting cowgirl whore behind the curtains. Pretend you never read this.
And whatever you do…. do. not. click. here.
Hello? Hello? All you bastards left already, didn’t you?