Fuckin’ Fiddlesticks!!!!!

What. THE FUCK?!?!?!

OK – so WordPress fucking ATE my last WEEK’S worth of posts.  AND… ate the post I just typed up five minutes ago.  DAMN IT!!!!!

So here’s the fucking condensed version, because I do have to go back to work here at some point but I love you people enough to make sure you have fresh reading every damn day.  You’re welcome.

First – I have a new renter.  NOT the new fucking renter that it appears I just fucking pimped in my LAST post… no, that post was a fricking WEEK ago and there were 5 more non-renter related fucking posts since then.  Anyways, just go click on her – OK?  And please for the love of all things holy – tell her that you got there from ME. Thank you.

Second – Deb tagged me like a week ago and I haven’t gotten around to doing the damned thing.  But it’s her very first meme ever and so, I’m gonna do it now.

Well not exactly now.  I’m actually going to do it below the fold because I just figured out how to make that little gem work – but first let me tell you that if you’re interested in hearing more about the crazy shit that goes on in my life, you need to login.  Today.

I’m getting bossy.  And confusing.  So let me break it down for you, becomes I’m generous like that.

  1. click on the more link and finish reading this post.
  2. log in and listen to me rant and rave and whine like a baby, because it’s the supportive thing to do – ok?
  3. Click on my renter – because I’m pretty sure you haven’t read her before and she’s kind of a hooch.  I know how you all like a good hoochin’.

Got it?  Ok, now…

9 ”at least their true, if not very interesting” facts about me that I don’t remember posting here before now…

  1. I have perfect toes – according to some chic who does pedicures.  Ironically, I fucking hate feet.  All feet.  Just my luck my best physical feature is friggin’ feet.
  2. My dad was adopted.  He has no interest in knowing who his biological parents are.  My sister and I always have – just to know exactly where in the hell we came from.
  3. My first name came from one of Rod Stewart’s girlfriends.
  4. My middle name comes from my great grandma and the Virgin Mary.
  5. I got my daughter’s first name from my favorite TV sitcom.
  6. Her middle names comes from her grandma and the Virgin Mary.
  7. I absolutely hate my  name.  I think it sounds like a boy name.
  8. The first song I knew all the words to was Rod Stewart’s “Do You Think I’m Sexy?”
  9. Umm… shit… I live in a red house.  It looks like a barn.
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